Sunday, November 26, 2006

Ugly

For the past two weeks, no matter where I go I can't escape girls wearing this outfit. Penn State, Detroit, Pittsburgh... it doesn't matter. Everywhere I go, I run into girls, who otherwise would be hot, wearing this ugly ass outfit.


What the fuck is up with it and where did it come from? Sex & The City isn't on anymore so girls are no longer stealing every fashion and social idea from it so it must have been in a magazine. Most likely it was one page after a list of 101 things to turn your man on, which by the way are: 1. Feed him 2. Fuck him 3. Shut up the fuck up 4. Repeat.

But seriously, who thinks this outfit looks good? It looks fucking retarded. It looks like a mix between bad 80s fashion and Olivia Newton-John's bad girl outfit in Grease. Girls, ditch the ugly belt and switch out the red heels for black ones. You'll look much better. Or just go naked. That works too.

All girls should take fashion advice from me. I'm awesome.

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6 Comments:

At 12:17 AM, Blogger Sitting on Pineapples said...

ummm I'd fuck both those bitches

 
At 3:29 PM, Blogger Risky Business said...

...at the same time.

 
At 12:58 PM, Blogger Aventius said...

well no shit. they're both hot as hell. but that's not the point.

 
At 2:54 PM, Blogger Sitting on Pineapples said...

the point is.... oh wait... I have done both of those chicks... at the same time...

 
At 3:41 PM, Blogger Aventius said...

i don't know if that was a good idea. one is dan's ex girlfriend. so now you probably have a couple std's via Dan.

 
At 12:14 PM, Blogger Sitting on Pineapples said...

Dan taught her alot, especially the ability to tolerate a small penis

 

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