1. Ohio State: Although, I more or less agree with this pick... how is a team that loses, basically, its entire defense suppossed to be better than the year before? Troy Smith is "ok" but should be a little more mobile due to the fact that Teddy Gin was a big ass flash in the pan.
2. Texas: The fact that winning in the big twelve is easier than Paris Hilton will allow them to do well this year. Again, the only game on their schedule is against OSU and this year its in Austin.3. USC: USC will be amazing.... last year. Jarret may get eaten up in the "Reggie Bush's parents just got lucky with that house" campaign as well which would make him inelligible. Can you take a team seriously with a guy named "Booty" as their QB?4. Notre Dame: 3...2...1.... begin over hyping notre dame....... NOW. The fact that their secondary is horrible, and the fact that all those horrible players are back this year will be a huge thorn in their side. Luckily, Charlie Weiss is an offensive "genius" so they will still be mediocre at best this year. Their first game is against the NFL bound Calvin Johnson IN Atlanta, then they have the spread that PSU will probably run this year, followed by Steve Breaston..... good luck.... prepare to /slitwrists in South Bend.
5. Oklahoma: Yeah, Adrien is back.... so what... top 5? No fucking way!! Their schedule is so shitty that if they even lose one game they should get dropped 10-15 spots. 6. Auburn: Even though they got STOMPED by UW in their bowl game, they are still returning much of their team. They also have some talented freshmen WR's so watch out.7. West Virginia: WVU will be sick this year. The team that destroyed UGA in the Sugar bowl is basically all back. In the underrated ( yes... I said it) Big East, they are the leading contenders to win their conference and possibly a whole lot more.
8. Florida: If Chris Leak finally steps up, watch out. Urban Meyer needs to stop trying to do all kinds of crazy shit. He has a great team. The formula for shitty teams is thisCrazy shit + shitty team = Suprise Victory
However, with talented players in a much harder conference
Crazy shit + great team = Suprised Team
Go back to the air attack, stop spreading 6 WR's out or whatever BS you are trying to pull, keep Leak in the whole year and the gators will roll.
9. LSU: LSU is like the Tennessee of the 90's. They are always in the top ten but never really go anywhere with it. The SEC west looks to be alot tougher than last year and I don't expect them to go anywhere again this year.
10. F$U: Wow, top 10... hopefully they can keep some of their players out of jail before the season starts. Don't worry, FSU goes no where, everyone knows they can't kick FG's.11. Miami: Seriously... stop ranking these teams (Florida teams) up so high just so you can have your super ratings games in the first weeks of the season. Moss may not even play. Good luck Larry.
12. Cal: When your biggest fan is the lead singer of counting crows, you don't belong in a top 25 poll.... ever.......... ever
13. Louisville: September "Louisville is the best team in the country ZOMFG they are unstoppable." November "Louisville lost it's 5th straight to Directional Michigan."
14. Georgia: Led by Terry "Three Sticks" UGA is in a stacked conference and will probably struggle. They reloaded at key positions (besides QB where they devolved) so things may work out for them.
15. Michigan: A tough schedule in combination with the fact that the team keeps having to yank Chad Henne out of turkish bath houses before games will hopefully keep Lloyd Carr on the hot seat.
16. Virginia Tech: Crotch stomping Marcus Vick is no longer with the team. They have a decent, often injured backfield, and return much of their defense. However, they are in the GROSSLY overrated ACC and won't make it through without 2-3 losses, not enough to warrant a preseason top 20.
17. Iowa: Picked to win the Big 10 last year, the team is still loaded at all positions. Hopefully they just got a little bit better.
18. Clemson: Tommy Bowden is coaching for his life. We'll see how important it is to him.
19. Penn State: National Champions
20. Oregon: I still don't know how any school with Donald Duck as their mascot can be proud about anything. The Pac- 10 still sucks, maybe they'll break some games off... I don't really care either way.
21. TCU: See above for horned frogs... LT is no longer there... get over it.
22. Nebraska: Bill Callahan is a loser... get over it.
23. Tennessee: Well, look who made it into the top 25 after a HORRIBLE season. Apparently people think that Fulmer got the monkey off his back and can do well in the SEC. Not so fast, they still suck.
24. Alabama: Great defenses RULE the NFL.... college is another story. Gotta be able to muster more than 14 points on offense though. Through the last 6 games of the season, the Tide averaged 9.6 points per game. Good luck with that top 25 ranking if you can't score any points.
25. Texas Tech: Texas Tech scored 58 points in the game.... other team 65... Gotta have at least SOME defense. Can't Alabama and TT trade some players?
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