Thursday, June 15, 2006

Texting

Today's conversation over text messaging with my youngest sibling:
    Me: Bitch
    Him: Cum guzzeling whore
    Me: Its too bad mom missed you with the coat hanger
    Him: Ok that was good i might just cry
Credit is due to Depressed Writer for teaching me one of the best insults ever.

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posted by Aventius @ 7:17 PM   3 comments

3 Comments:

At 8:23 PM, Blogger NoOneSpecial said...

you should be more specific when using that insult...like, "it's too bad your mom missed your developing head with the rusty coathanger 21 (or however old the insultee is) years ago....and don't overuse it; save it for occassions when you're REALLY looking to hurt someone, or looking to start a physical fight, or towards a Christina at a pro-life rally, or at the Willard preacher.

 
At 9:21 PM, Blogger Aventius said...

thanks for the advice.

 
At 11:20 AM, Blogger Risky Business said...

This made even I cringe.

 

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