Not a car or computer entry
When did this blog become PC magazine meets Motortrend? Time for someone to sass this thing up with some good old sarcastic suicide diatribes, and who better to do that then your favorite Depressed Writer (TM). Here are some ramblings:
FUCK YOU JJ clap, clap, clap clap clap......FUCK YOU JJ clap, clap, clap clap clap
Cry JJ Redick! Can I taste your tears? The tears of infinite sadness! I was in heaven watching Duke choke on a Louisiana sized cock last night. JJ Redick will NOT be a good NBA player. See what happened when he faced a stiff defense? Imagine Tayshaun Prince or Ron Artest or Ben Wallace D-ing up on him. JJ still can't create his own shot and relies on screens and picks and when was the last time you ever saw an effective screen or pick in the NBA outside of the Detroit Pistons? The NBA is nothing but one-on-one with eight other guys standing around. Even if the college game translated into the NBA, he wouldn't thrive. Fuck you JJ and don't let the door hit your ass on the way out!
So I was at the Crowbar last night and the scariest thing I've ever seen was a balding 50 year old man dancing and grabbing the ass of a 21 year old girl. It was just freaky. I was weirded out completely. The worst thing was that this is a girl I was kinda interested in and she'd rather dance with a man who probably uses Depends and reminds me of Costanza. Enough of this topic before I decide to take my temperature rectally with a 12 gauge.
There's a new late night eating option here in State College. Above the Brewery is a burger joint called the Shack. The burgers are REALLY good, but they are the size of White Castle burgers and cost $1 for a hamburger and $1.50 for a cheesburger. It's a nice change from pizza, but unless they bring prices down, it won't last, which is a shame because those burgers are pretty good.
Howard Stern claimed on his inferior radio show earlier this week that he invented MTV Unplugged. He says when he worked at DC101 in Washington in the early 80's that he was the FIRST person to invite people into a studio with only an acoustic guitar and let them play. He claimed that MTV took his idea and created a show out of it. EXCUSE ME?!?! Radio stations have been doing that since the 60's!!! WNEW, the oldest and most famous rock station of the 60's and 70's has a vault of thousands of old reels and records of acts coming in to play acoustic such as John Lennon, Led Zeppelin, and Bruce Springsteen. Howie is losing his goddamn mind and he's surrounded by a bunch of yes men who are too scared to call him out on it because Sirius needs to justify giving him a $500 million contract.
So after a student was stabbed at Club Love several weeks ago, some bars are talking about metal detectors. I was initially against it because it would cause lines to grow out of control. Now I'm for it after the Daily Collegian's lead story yesterday saying that a metal detector installed in Players confiscated 17 knives form patrons. 17!!!!!! Are we going to school in Compton? Are the Bloods and Crips gonna shoot it out on College ave? Are the Greasers and the Socias gonna rumble on the Old Main lawn? My one friend says they were most likely redneck hunters who bring pocket knives everywhere they go because after all, you never know when you're gonna have to gut a deer. But realistically....rednecks at Players? I don't think so. I'll give you guys two guesses as to what kind of patrons brought these weapons with them, but you guys will need only one.
Not much else to say. Later my followers.
Tags: JJ Redick Old Perverts Niggas wit knives
posted by NoOneSpecial @ 3:20 PM
6 comments
6 Comments:
it became one since those are my interests and no one else posts here as much as I do. suck it bitch.
#1 ... i see you are continuing to combine 2938479382 topics into one blog... whatever
#2 ... all of the knives were small pocket knives, not large kitchen knives like the one the murderer had. i used to carry a Leatherman tool to high school everyday -- i never killed anybody. Are you really afraid of those mini swiss army knives that are mainly used for scissors and the toothpick. I've actually considered buying the new ones that have usb flash drives in them. as a boy scout in high school, i carried a knife everywhere and had tons of uses for them. But, I have no problem with them using metal detectors because they are private companies and should be permitted to search their patrons before admitting them into their venue. Venues are not public places. But, I think one stipulation should be made. I would appreciate a place where they could hold my small ass pocket knife and I could retrieve upon leaving. Going out and forgetting to take it out of my pocket shouldn't result in having to throw away a $30 knife.
you are going to buy a pocketknife with a USB flash drive?! can you honestly name me one scanario where you might need a knife, a pair of scissors, a wine cork opener, and computer hardware? i'm not busting on you, but the poeple who invented that....nah, i'm busting on you
it has a knife, scissors, and usb drive. you don't use them all at the same time you tool.
http://www.memoryx.net/xvx1024.html
you are almost getting tags right this time. when you have multi word tags, the link section's words have to be seperated by a +
so penn state would be penn+state. because a URL can't have spaces in it.
Solution one: Don't go to Love or Players... :)
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